Tuesday morning (even if shit happens tomorrow honestly phil will just take his pants off anyway)

[imstuck]

[You know what you miss from living in a time loop for years on end? Forgetting that people remember things for more than one day.

And how, like, pants are pretty much required at all times if you're in public.

However, Phil completely forgets that on Tuesday when he decides to forego pants as he leaves his room. He doesn't seem to see anything wrong about this scenario either. It's almost as if this is completely normal for him.

... Someone.... should probably tell him before other people see.]

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[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake, well...Snake is really hesitant to go to the dining area at all, really, but perhaps there's sealed packet food that won't be made of people.

Whatever kind of concerns were in his mind, they're all gone when he sees Phil.]

Forgotten something?

[imstuck]

[He missed you too, buddy. Phil doesn't seem to have caught on to anything weird yet]

I forgot what a good cup of coffee tastes like. [He idly reads a package of coffee that he randomly grabbed from the cupboard.] At least this can't be any worse than Folgers.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Just

Looks him up and down.]

A good cup of coffee, huh?

[...]

Is that all?

[winter1982]

[walks over 15 minutes with a cup of wilkins coffee.]

It's that kind of day, huh?

[imstuck]

[Hey buddy.]

It's always "that kind of day".

[He looks at Snake, then as an aside to Bennings:]

Hey, what's Snake's deal?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake looks to Bennings, then back to Phil with a Mrrhhgh.]

Did I miss a memo?

[winter1982]

[To Phil:] Yeah, you're right. Also, Snake? Oh- you mean that guy there. No clue what his deal is.

[And to Snake:] Huh?

[imstuck]

Maybe he's hoping there's no shitty coffee here either. Is that it, Snake?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Mrrrrhh]

Yeah.

[Surrounded by men without pants, Snake takes the opportunity to just

remove his own.

He casts a look over to Bennings.]

How's the coffee?

[imstuck]

[Let's assume Phil has his coffee now and is taking a sip of it.

Because he sure is doing a spittake now.]

Snake what the hell?

[winter1982]

Oh, it's pretty good! Quite a selection, but I prefer Wilkins the most out of-

[and then when he sees what Snake is doing, spittake x2]

What are you doing?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake looks between the two of them.]

...What?

[imstuck]

Snake I'm flattered but you don't have to strip for me.

[This is a joke but Phil is incredibly confused right now.]

[winter1982]

We're not at a strip club, you know.

Save it for another time and place.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[A slightly embarrassed hnngrghhr.]

You two aren't wearing pants either.

[imstuck]

I'm not.

[He looks down and- oh. he's not wearing pants.]

Right, I forgot how often I go out in public without pants. Whoops.

[winter1982]

These are my pajamas.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Bennings gets a hnnrrhghh in acknowledgement. That's fair.

But Phil?]

You forgot?

[imstuck]

Sometimes I forget my pants when I go out, okay?

[Looks between the two.]

You know if I didn't know better this looks like the beginning of a porno.

[Wink wink wink wink.]

[winter1982]

Pretty sure this place is G rated.

[Just sipping his coffee.]

Or PG.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake grunts and just...puts on his pants again, even though it felt kind of nice. Freeing.]

It’s PG-13 until after hours.

[imstuck]

[Points at Snake.]

He gets it.

[Takes another sip.]

... I probably should get pants on. If only so Ripley doesn't yell at me for not wearing pants.

[winter1982]

Fair enough, fair enough.

[He raises an eyebrow at Phil.] You're really gonna let that stop you? And here I thought you seemed braver than that.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake tilts his head with a hmnrnrnrrgh.]

You don’t want the rats getting to you.

[imstuck]

[Phil was just about to take Benning's statement as a challenge until Snake reminds him about the rats.]

In every other situation I would take you up on that, but I really don't want to do deal with the rats without my pants on.