Tuesday morning (even if shit happens tomorrow honestly phil will just take his pants off anyway)

[imstuck]

[You know what you miss from living in a time loop for years on end? Forgetting that people remember things for more than one day.

And how, like, pants are pretty much required at all times if you're in public.

However, Phil completely forgets that on Tuesday when he decides to forego pants as he leaves his room. He doesn't seem to see anything wrong about this scenario either. It's almost as if this is completely normal for him.

... Someone.... should probably tell him before other people see.]

Comments

[winter1982]

[but they are though?? :/]

Eh, I'll get dressed after I finish my coffee. My room's close enough that I can run if I need to.

[He looks Phil over when he comes back and raises an eyebrow at that comment.]

Less attractive? You sure about that?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake makes a mmrrghhh at Bennings' comment before Phil leaves. The hypocrisy.

Then, when he returns, he gives him a sharp look over.]

I'd beg to differ.

[imstuck]

[Phil glares at both of them.]

Everyone’s a critic.

[winter1982]

I was giving you a compliment, buddy.

[He's Not Going To Say This Bill Murray Lookalike Is Hot Outright.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[A nod with a mnnnrrgh.]

What he said.

[imstuck]

Oh.

[Phil falls silent for a moment as he goes to take another sip of his coffee.

Damn, when was the last time he's been complemented on that where he didn't have to lie about himself to get it? It must have been years even since before the timeloop started.

The self loathing part of him wants to ask "why?" or "how low are your standards?" However, his ego decides to speak for him.]

Damn you should have told me earlier, I would have gotten myself into something more "comfortable" in that case.

[winter1982]

Well, none of us really know each other yet, otherwise I would have

[Bennings gives Phil a friendly pat on the shoulder if he's okay with it.

If not, he's just gonna take another sip of his coffee. He knows personal space is important.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

It never came up.

[He's not gonna join in on the shoulder patting thing because he's just not about that, but he'll give Phil an appreciative look.]

We've got to keep it PG-13, remember.

[imstuck]

[If Phil were a lesser man (and like, didn't have sex with 90% of a town already), he would be flustered by this sudden attention.

But heck if he's not going to appreciate the shoulder pats and appreciative looks.]

You know you guys aren't bad yourselves. It's a shame we had to meet up like this with all these children present.

[winter1982]

A real shame.

[He shakes his head.]

Can't have any R-rated scenes allowed here. [You know, except for the violence or gore later when someone dies. That'll be fine.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[A sly hmnnrghh.]

I only said until after hours.

[He grins. Is it a joke? Kind of hard to tell with this guy.]

[imstuck]

[He fingerguns at the both of them.]

Great, I'll see you two tonight then.

[Guys please stop encouraging him I am begging you.]

[winter1982]

What time?

[He's only half joking.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake just salutes Phil, and flashes a grin to Bennings.]

[imstuck]

[this is the opposite of what i wanted thanks]

See you two at 10 tonight then?

[winter1982]

Whose room?

[imstuck]

If you two don't mind making love in a pirate room, my bed should be big enough for all of us.

[winter1982]

I don't think that'll be a problem for either of us.

[wink wink]

[imstuck]

Don't keep me waiting, okay?

[Winks back and blah blah time skip to 10 PM]

[spongebob narrator voice] 12 HOURS LATER

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake's outside Phil's room, cardboard box collapsed and folded under his arm, dressed in sweatpants, a t-shirt, and a military green dressing gown. Really dressed up for this, he did.

He lingers outside the door, lacking the determination to knock that suggests he might be ready to bail at the last minute.]

[winter1982]

[You're in luck! Bennings walks up behind him, tapping him on the shoulder with a smile.]

Fancy seeing you here, stranger.

[He nudges Snake to move over a little bit, knocking on Phil's door.]

Anyone home?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake's just making a mmrrhhghghhrh at being nudged into this don't mind him.]

[imstuck]

[After a moment, Phil opens the door, leaning on the frame slightly in a (poor) attempt to look sexy]

You boys kept me waiting.

[winter1982]

Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.

[It's okay, Phil, you're trying and that's what matters. He appreciates that.]

Mind letting us in?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake grunts.]