Tuesday morning (even if shit happens tomorrow honestly phil will just take his pants off anyway)

[imstuck]

[You know what you miss from living in a time loop for years on end? Forgetting that people remember things for more than one day.

And how, like, pants are pretty much required at all times if you're in public.

However, Phil completely forgets that on Tuesday when he decides to forego pants as he leaves his room. He doesn't seem to see anything wrong about this scenario either. It's almost as if this is completely normal for him.

... Someone.... should probably tell him before other people see.]

Comments

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake just salutes Phil, and flashes a grin to Bennings.]

[imstuck]

[this is the opposite of what i wanted thanks]

See you two at 10 tonight then?

[winter1982]

Whose room?

[imstuck]

If you two don't mind making love in a pirate room, my bed should be big enough for all of us.

[winter1982]

I don't think that'll be a problem for either of us.

[wink wink]

[imstuck]

Don't keep me waiting, okay?

[Winks back and blah blah time skip to 10 PM]

[spongebob narrator voice] 12 HOURS LATER

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake's outside Phil's room, cardboard box collapsed and folded under his arm, dressed in sweatpants, a t-shirt, and a military green dressing gown. Really dressed up for this, he did.

He lingers outside the door, lacking the determination to knock that suggests he might be ready to bail at the last minute.]

[winter1982]

[You're in luck! Bennings walks up behind him, tapping him on the shoulder with a smile.]

Fancy seeing you here, stranger.

[He nudges Snake to move over a little bit, knocking on Phil's door.]

Anyone home?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake's just making a mmrrhhghghhrh at being nudged into this don't mind him.]

[imstuck]

[After a moment, Phil opens the door, leaning on the frame slightly in a (poor) attempt to look sexy]

You boys kept me waiting.

[winter1982]

Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.

[It's okay, Phil, you're trying and that's what matters. He appreciates that.]

Mind letting us in?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake grunts.]

[imstuck]

[He winks and allows them in.]

... I really wished they gave me a room that didn't feel like we were going to have sex on a Disney ride.

[winter1982]

[The only acceptable ride to fuck on is the Carousel of Progress because John Progress is a an absolute beast.

Bennings gives Snake another shoulder nudge before walking into the room and taking a quick look around.]

Oh, come on, you room's not that bad. [Actually, it is, but he's not going to say that out loud.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[It really is.]

You really like pirates, huh?

[This judgement is coming from the man whose room is full of cardboard.]

[imstuck]

[Gives them a look.]

Trust me I really don't. I don't even know why they gave me this room.

[He closes the door behind them and starts unbuttoning his shirt.]

First of all: I'm topping.

[winter1982]

You, a top? You're kidding me.

[He's taking his own shirt off as well.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake removes his shirt to reveal what is most definitely the most defined body here.]

A top, huh? [Hrrhhhrhm.] You do seem pretty versatile.

[He's not, for one second, believing Phil doesn't bottom.]

[imstuck]

[To Bennings:]

See? Snake gets me.

[Aaand he moves to sit on the bed, still fumbling with his shirt buttons.]

[winter1982]

Hm. Fair enough.

[With his own shirt off, he makes his way over to the bed as well.]

Your buttons get stuck?

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Snake guesses they're just going onto that pirate bed now. He's trying to ignore it. Real hard.]

Need a hand?

[He'll probably do more to rip it off than undo it.]

[imstuck]

[That's hot, Snake.]

I can take care of myself, don't worry.

[wink]

[winter1982]

[gee golly snake

Bennings gives Phil and Snake a thumbs up and just gets himself into a comfortable position, laying down and resting his head on the pillows. He'll bottom if it makes you feel good about yourself, Phil.]

[tacticalespionageaction]

[Ok well Snake guesses he's just

Standing here??


Thumbs up!]

[imstuck]

... Thanks, Snake.

[And Phil just sort gets on top of Benning.]

So got any requests?

[wink wink?]