Continuation of the Pantless Thread

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[Hey Medic, having a good evening? Good! Because late Tuesday night he will hear a loud MEDIIIIIC! coming from Room 108.

You... might wanna check that out Medic.]

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[Let's just say it isn't just so Medic doesn't literally break down his door.]

[blutsauger]

[killjoy

No but Medic opens the door like a normal person I Guess

What fresh hell is he walking into]

[imstuck]

[Good news Medic! There's a lot of blood in this room! Not to mention all of them seem to be topless.

The only one who seems injured is Phil, who is currently being held by Snake, while Bennings probably looks on in horror.

After a moment, Phil says weakly:]

Medic... you think I'm a top, right?

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... What in the name of God did you three do? [He genuinely seems surprised. It's only Tuesday of week 1, guys. And he's the one who's supposed to make people bleed around here it takes Medic a moment to really register the question, and a few more seconds to contextualize it.]

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[And then he starts... giggling? Like, uncontrollably? He puts his hands to his face, pushing up his glasses as he does so. When he does manage to get words out, they're in between fits of laughter and he sounds breathless.] You- were you- oh my God- how did this even happen?!

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[Medic don't fucking laugh this is incredibly serious.]

We were...

[Hnrnrnghhghhhhh.]

Getting acquainted.

[He just shoots a look over to Bennings for him to explain what happened from there.]

[blutsauger]

Oh, really? Getting acquainted how, exactly? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like a lot more was going on than acquaintanceship! [He's having the time of his life right now]

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Look if it makes you feel any better we were trying to have sex before I got gored. Now could you do something before I die of blood loss?

[blutsauger]

At least one of you knows how not to beat around the bush!

Was the goring, ah, intentional?

[He won't judge]

Would one of you who is not injured mind grabbing some bandages and antiseptic from my room? Archimedes can't carry everything, you know.

[So how bad is this wound, really?]

[tacticalespionageaction]

On it.

[Sorry Phil, he's just gonna shuffle you over to Medic and bail to his room. Partly to grab the medical supplies, partly to leave this awkward as hell situation.

Bye.]

[winter1982]

The goring wasn't actually intentional.

[Bye Snake, have fun. Also, Bennings is currently sitting on the floor in front of the nightstand.]

Like Phil said, we were about to fuck and.. the wires just sort of came out without me really thinking about it. [He holds up his hands for a second before putting them back down. Take a look at these bad boys, Doc.]

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[... Medic knows he should go to Phil right now. His Doctor Instincts are screaming at him that he has a patient who is bleeding all over the place and in severe pain.

His "oh my fucking god this is SICK" instincts are telling him to run over and look at Bennings' weird fucked up wire hands.

He looks genuinely torn for a few seconds before he reluctantly goes to Phil.]

Those are gorgeous, my friend- simply gorgeous! I'll have to take a closer look at them later.

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[=T]

I'm glad we all love the thing that's going to make me die in about five minutes.

[Yeah his injuries are... pretty bad. It's like multiple wires cut through his skin on both sides of his hips.

Benning's wirehands are Powerful.]

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[Cool! Well i said in a previous thread that is set after this one that phil didnt need stitches, so im just gonna say they're not severe enough for stitches so i dont invalidate that statement]

Oh, hush. You're not going to die. Just be in pain for a while.

[Medic'll press his hands to them to staunch the bleeding for any wounds that need it, occasionally looking up to see if Snake is back yet.

... Archimedes hops off Medic's shoulders and onto the ground. He is slowly approaching Phil.]

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...

Medic, if your bird gets near my wounds I am going to leave and try to find anyone else who can help me.

[blutsauger]

[Medic frowns.] Fine. Bennings, can you retract your wires and put Archimedes back in my room? There's a severed arm there, he'll have fun playing with that. [... Yeah that sounds concerning. medic would be worried about the specimen getting ruined by his Good Boy, but a living human being >>> severed arm]

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[Snake's back, like a good delivery boy, with all Medic asked for...he's pretty sure. He lays them down by Medic and stands there, awkwardly ready.]

Need a hand?

[Or, like, five.]

[winter1982]

Uh, sure, yeah, no problem.

[Bennings retracts his wires back into his fingertips easily enough and drags himself off of the floor.]

Archimedes? C'mere boy! [He whistles like he's trying to call a dog over.]

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[Archimedes looks reluctant, but a warning glance from Medic gets the bird to fly over to Bennings. He doesn't look happy about it, though, and he looks longingly over to Phil as he's carried away. Medic, meanwhile, takes the supplies from Snake with a word of thanks, and gets to work on stopping what's left of the bleeding.] So. [Medic managed to get distracted from the circumstances by going into Doctor Mode[tm] for a couple minutes, but the grin is creeping back into his face.] When did this arrangement start?

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...

[Phil is already almost positive that Medic will start laughing at him again if he explains, but whatever.]

I forgot to put on pants this morning, first of all.

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[Guess what, lads, Phil is a fucking psychic. Medic's giggling starts up again.] What a way to start a relationship, ja? Did you at least remember underwear??

[imstuck]

I did, actually.

You know in my defense, Bennings wasn't wearing pants either.

[blutsauger]

... Why were neither of you wearing pants???